I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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