I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You can't motorboat a personality
I just gift wrapped bread.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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