So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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