I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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