He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
where am i from again
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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