yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
how does that bad decision feel?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
