Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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