Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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