How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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