I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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