i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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