I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I licked your asshole in confidence.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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