Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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