she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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