does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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