theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
pray to the hookup gods
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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