how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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