I skipped work to stalk him.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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