My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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