I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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