I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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