Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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