I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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