I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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