what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
