On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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