he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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