For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
did you just send me my own nude
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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