The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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