Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
