He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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