we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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