Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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