i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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