Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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