your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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