Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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