the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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