I got her a Nickelback box set.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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