so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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