Pregnant stripper...not hot.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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