And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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