let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
