So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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