When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
