did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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