Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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