Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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