Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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