Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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