Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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