better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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