Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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