she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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