Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
