can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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