I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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